The two word story game


#123

You’re supposed to add two words to the
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The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog


#124

@Noctis :joy:

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from


#125

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china


#126

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new


#127

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray


#128

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a

(P.S. are we going to get maybe the Father.IO team to join these mission here?)


#129

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a name on


#130

Wow, this thread is gold. Let’s unearth this.

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a name on it. The


#131

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a name on it. The Old Bell


#132

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a name on it. The Old Bell started to


#133

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a name on it. The Old Bell started to chime and


#134

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a name on it. The Old Bell started to chime and songs resonated


#135

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a name on it. The Old Bell started to chime and songs resonated through the


#136

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a name on it. The Old Bell started to chime and songs resonated through the Etherial Plane.


#137

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a name on it. The Old Bell started to chime and songs resonated through the Etherial Plane. The ZOMBIES


#138

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a name on it. The Old Bell started to chime and songs resonated through the Etherial Plane. The ZOMBIES appeared and


#139

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a name on it. The Old Bell started to chime and songs resonated through the Etherial Plane. The ZOMBIES appeared and declared that


#140

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly another dog leaped from old china to new food tray with a name on it. The Old Bell started to chime and songs resonated through the Etherial Plane. The ZOMBIES appeared and declared that ALL will

(I took a break to the real world for a while and this story went wild :joy:)