The two word story game


#102

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by


#103

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing


#104

CThe dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking


#105

CThe dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks


#106

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there


#107

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching


#108

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by


#109

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro


#111

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the


#112

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting


#113

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people


#114

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield


#115

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields


#116

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes


#117

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which


#118

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever


#119

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about


#120

The dog felt confused because of a huge bone in his food tray started speaking Old Chinese from his muzzle which suddenly appeared. It was misaligned and frightened me. Then the bone suddenly smacked the Ninja with a piece of marrow until he pleaded guilty. A samurai walk by and said “Honor says that only honest dogs fight with a bone of their own hunt”. Then he moved along to help pull out a knife stuck in a person’s sassy neck because they got sassy. The dog ate the huge bone and started polka dancing. All of his enemies were now damn high and drunk, dancing like euphoric evolveds, unaware that they are being surrounded by filthy polka dancing Sapper’s because they were really sexy. Everybody died. The next bone I created insisted on eating the dog with its own teeth while its banana finger was on the trigger. Squishies & Golfishes killed each being in the materialistic canvas that was once an apple that exploded into the moonlight rays. Spaghetti forks flew out towards the dog that started everything. The bananas intervened by polka dancing and smacking their clocks over there after watching movie by Guillermo DelToro about the Moon fighting Cat people who wield and fields the mazes from which none ever cared about. Then suddenly


#121

Hahahahaha


#122

You’re supposed to add two words!!! :scream: