Hahahahahaha. You thought something serious huh? Well, it kind of is.... And you know why? Because you fell into my trap. And this trap... Is meant to make you say something.... Could be something good... Could be something bad... But it is also... A truthful saying... Here's what you do since you fell into it.... You start off by asking, "Why did this have to happen to me?" Then you list it. It can be something good or it can be something bad. But it must be true. If it's false, and someone finds out, you lose. What do you lose?? Heh heh heh. That's up to you. (No you won't really lose anything. Just a part of the game. )
Now, I'll start.
Why did this have to happen to me?
I am happily married to the woman whom I love.