Ok so many of us know about a fun little game called Ingress. Well over there the members of the Resistance are known as Smurfs.
Therefore that nickname for us is taken. If the goldfish want to have a nickname for us then something else should be chosen.
Shall we help our goldfish friends and come up with some suggestions for nicknames?
EDIT: FYI this is an open call out to all the goldfish to help too if they want. Bring it @DarthVader